Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

Samson vs. the Vampire Women (1995)

Michael J. Nelson: Mike Nelson, Torgo the White

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Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Mike Nelson : Well, hi, everyone. Mike Nelson here along with Crow and Servo aboard the Satellite of Love. I thought we'd start things a little differently. And why don't you join us as each in our own way we observe a moment of silence?

• Mike Nelson : [as Diana plays the piano]  I dedicate this song to Thorazine

• [During a blood sacrifice scene] 

  Mike Nelson : This is what Southern Baptists think Catholic Mass is like.