The Critic (TV Series)

Frankie and Ellie Get Lost (1995)

Maurice LaMarche: Jeremy Hawke, Shakleford, ShakleApe, Orson Welles, Various Characters

Quotes 

• Margo Sherman : It's a sign! They're alive!

  Orson Welles : Yes. They're alive, but I have gone to a better place. A place filled with Mrs. Pell's Fish Sticks. Yes! Oh yes! They're even better when you're dead!

• Orson Welles : Hello. I'm Orson Welles. What follows is a journey into the world of magic, mystery...

  Sherman Family Attorney : Mr. Welles, this is a video will.

  Orson Welles : What? Look, I don't need to do this! I've got a fish stick commercial in an hour!

  [leaves, and then walks back to his chair albeit reluctantly] 

  Orson Welles : Oh, what the hell? I need the money.

• Jeremy Hawke : Vlada, there's a black box in my soup.

  Vlada : I will get you a new bowl imediately.

  [yanks a tub his mother is soaking her feet in] 

  Vlada : Sorry, Mamma.

  [serves the tub to Jeremy] 

  Jeremy Hawke : There's an old lady's stocking in my soup.

  Vlada : She is not so old!... I mean... that's a noodle.