Doctor Who (TV Series)

The Knight of Jaffa (1965)

Maureen O'Brien: Vicki

Quotes 

• Dr. Who : Yes, now there really is a point there, isn't there? If I stole from you, my lord Chamberlain, how could I steal from him?

  Ben Daheer : You did! You did steal from me!

  Dr. Who : Then how could I steal from him, eh? You blockhead!

  Chamberlain : Oh please! Please! Now I had the clothes first.

  Dr. Who : Oh, how nice for you.

  Ben Daheer : And I had them second.

  Vicki : Did you buy them?

  Ben Daheer : Yes.

  Vicki : From us?

  Ben Daheer : No.

  Dr. Who : Then whoever it was stole them from you must have sold them to you. Now, don't you agree, hmm?

• Dr. Who : Our young friend is a woman, Sire. Have pity. Let us help her.

  Vicki : [meekly]  Please, Your Majesty.

  Richard the Lionheart : [now fuming]  Understand this! This woman can rot in one of Saladin's prisons until her hair turns white before I'll trade with the man that killed my friends!

• Dr. Who : [after Ian is knighted by King Richard]  I almost wish I'd been knighted, too.

  Vicki : That'll be the day!

  [the two start laughing] 

  Vicki : Come on, let's go and tidy Ian's things.