The Simpsons (TV Series)
This Little Wiggy (1998)
Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Database, Ralph Wiggum, Nelson Muntz, Kearney
Quotes
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Penetantiary Security Guard : Somebody down there?
Bart Simpson : [gasps] Uh-oh. Let's get outta here!
[Bart and Ralph quickly run off]
Penetantiary Security Guard : Why do I always shout first? Just gives them a chance to run away. Well, I'm an idiot.
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Ralph Wiggum : I found a moonrock in my nose.
Bart Simpson : Houston, we have a booger.
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Ralph : Your toys are fun to touch. Mine are all sticky.
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[a rat steals the key]
Ralph : The pointy kitty took it.
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Bart : [reading] Whoa, Dad's been arrested six times. Aww, Mom's only been arrested twice.
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Bart Simpson : Got any threes?
Ralph Wiggum : [Ralph is holding three threes] Go fish.
Bart Simpson : See, here's the problem, Ralph. You have several threes.
Ralph Wiggum : Go fish.
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Principal Skinner : Kids, this is Robbie the Automaton.
Robbie the Automaton : Greetings, Earth children.
Lewis : Where are you from?
Robbie the Automaton : [pause] Earth.
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Ralph Wiggum : This is my swing set. This is my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end.
[points to a large rock]
Ralph Wiggum : That's where I saw the leprechaun.
Bart Simpson : [sarcastically] Right, a leprechaun.
Ralph Wiggum : He told me to burn things.
Bart Simpson : [uneasily] Uh-huh.
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Ralph Wiggum : Wanna play stuffed animal parade?
Bart Simpson : Maybe later. Come on, Ralph, your dad's a cop! There must be some cool stuff around here, bullets, dead body photos, what have you.
Ralph Wiggum : He keeps that stuff in his closet. But he says I'm not allowed in there.
Bart Simpson : Did he say *I'm* not allowed in there?
Ralph Wiggum : Yes.
Bart Simpson : [pause] Well, I'm goin' in anyway!
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Mayor Quimby : [on television] If you commit a violent crime in my town you'll end up here!
[pointing at the electrocuting chair]
Ralph Wiggum : Hey hey that's our playchair!
Mayor Quimby : [still in television] To demonstrate what you're in for I will now strap myself in!
Bart Simpson : Uh-oh! We didn't set it to safety switch!
Ralph Wiggum : He's gonna smell like hotdogs!
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Bart Simpson : Alright! Woo-hoo! Way to go Ralph!
Lisa Simpson : Ralph? But the rocket was my idea!
Bart Simpson : But asking you was Ralph's idea.
Homer Simpson : You're the man Ralph!
Lisa Simpson : But surely I deserve some credit for
Bart Simpson , Homer Simpson : [interrupted by cheering for Ralph] Ralph! Ralph! Raplh!
Bart Simpson : Aw, let him have this one, Lise. After all, it's Ralph!
Lisa Simpson : [cheers for Ralph also] Ralph! Ralph! Ralph!
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[Bart and Ralph walk through an abandoned prison]
Bart Simpson : Wow, look at all these toilets. And just inches from your bed - talk about luxury...
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nelson : I don't get you Simpson I mean sometimes you seem kind of righteous but then you hanging out with lamnoids.