The Simpsons (TV Series)

Treehouse of Horror VIII (1997)

Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson, Patty Bouvier, Selma Bouvier

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Quotes 

• Patty : So you've finally left Derwood?

  Marge Simpson : His name is Homer.

• Homer Simpson : Well, we were lucky this time. But it's all too clear that some things in this universe... aren't meant to be trifled with.

  [Homer pulls up an axe] 

  Marge Simpson : Homer, what are you doing?

  Homer Simpson : Something I should have done a long time ago.

  [now turns on Bart with his axe] 

  Homer Simpson : I'll teach you to mess with my machine!

  [Bart begins screaming and running while Homer chases him] 

  Homer Simpson : I'm gonna chop you good! That cost me 35 cents! You're just making it worse! I promise I won't hurt you!

• Bart Simpson : Well, I'll be a son of a witch.

  Marge Simpson : That's right, I'm a witch, and I'm the one who withered your livestock, soured your sheep's milk, and made your shirts itchy.

  Lenny : Hey, you destroyed my turnip crops!

  Marge Simpson : No, that was gophers.

  Chief wiggum : Impossible, we-we burned all the gophers!

  Marge Simpson : Not all of them!

  [turns Wiggum into a anthropomorphic gopher] 

  Marge Simpson : And this is for pushing me off the cliff!

  [turns Lenny and Carl into a snowman and fairy] 

  Lenny : Alright people, nothing to see here.

  Carl : Yeah, show's over, alright, move along.

• [seeing three woman burn at the stake] 

  Marge Simpson : How horrible!

  Lisa Simpson : If they're really witches, why don't they use their powers to escape!

  Homer Simpson : That sounds like witch talk to me, Lisa.

  Lisa Simpson : Never mind.