The Simpsons (TV Series)

Treehouse of Horror VIII (1997)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, French President, Sideshow Mel, Mayor Quimby

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Quotes 

• [Homer grabs the candleholder] 

  Homer Simpson : You want me? Come and get me!

  Moe : Get him!

  Homer Simpson : D'oh!

• Homer Simpson : Well, we were lucky this time. But it's all too clear that some things in this universe... aren't meant to be trifled with.

  [Homer pulls up an axe] 

  Marge Simpson : Homer, what are you doing?

  Homer Simpson : Something I should have done a long time ago.

  [now turns on Bart with his axe] 

  Homer Simpson : I'll teach you to mess with my machine!

  [Bart begins screaming and running while Homer chases him] 

  Homer Simpson : I'm gonna chop you good! That cost me 35 cents! You're just making it worse! I promise I won't hurt you!

• [from the edited version] 

  Mayor Quimby : [sees the missile passes by]  I'll bet I get blamed for this.

  [the missile lowers down to Comic Book Guy] 

  Comic Book Guy : Oh, I've wasted my life.

  [the Missile explodes over Springfield] 

• French President : Sacre Bleu. We will show those stupid Americans who looks like the frogs, eh?

  [He and the members of his military chortles, as the President's POV shows his members has frog throats] 

  French President : Ready, aim...

  [He pops and presses the "LE BOMBE NEUTRON" button] 

• [seeing three woman burn at the stake] 

  Marge Simpson : How horrible!

  Lisa Simpson : If they're really witches, why don't they use their powers to escape!

  Homer Simpson : That sounds like witch talk to me, Lisa.

  Lisa Simpson : Never mind.

• Homer Simpson : Die, you chalk-faced goons!

• [Opening News Broadcast in "The Homega Man"] 

  Kent Brockman : ...and that's how an heroic hippo became a deputy.

  Homer Simpson : Stupid hippo.

  Kent Brockman : This just in: Tensions continue to mount between Springfield and France over Mayor Quimby's now-famous

  Kent Brockman : [chuckling] 

  Kent Brockman : "frog's legs" joke. The French President has threatened swift and massive retaliation if he doesn't receive an immediate apology.

  Homer Simpson : Stupid frog.

  Kent Brockman : We now go live to City Hall, for Mayor Quimby's response.

  Mayor Quimby : I stand by my ethnic slur.

  Mayor Quimby : [pointing at the French President] 

  Mayor Quimby : Do your worst, you filthy, pretentious savages.

• [last lines] 

  Homer Simpson : She's a witch, get her!

• Herman : [selling Homer a nuke shelter]  This baby is called the Withstandinator. It can take a six-megaton blast. No more, no less.

  Homer Simpson : Oooh!

• Homer Simpson : Marge, kids... you're alive!

  Lisa Simpson : All the layers of lead paint in this house made it the perfect bomb shelter!

• Lenny : Come on Homer, we just wanna eat your skin.

  Homer Simpson : Go to hell, cloaky!