House M.D. (TV Series)
Who's Your Daddy? (2006)
D.B. Sweeney: Dylan Crandall
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Quotes
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Dylan Crandall : She said she'd never go back there.
Dr. Eric Foreman : She lied to you. She's your kid. Get used to it.
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Dylan Crandall : [to House] If my daughter needs bone marrow, why are you looking at a bone marrow registry?
Dr. Gregory House : Because that's where they keep the bone marrow.
Dylan Crandall : I'm her father!
Dr. Gregory House : How does someone who believes absolutely everything become a non-fiction writer?
Dylan Crandall : Test my bone marrow.
Dr. Gregory House : Here's how this is going to end: One day, you'll be sitting at your computer, writing one of your little music books and your daughter will come home with a big, angry policeman who will throw you in jail because, "Daddy touched my poozle."
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Dr. Gregory House : [to Crandall] Blow your nose. I need DNA from somewhere.
Dylan Crandall : You're not running a paternity test.
Dr. Gregory House : She's going to stay around just long enough to get your bank account, your credit card numbers and then she's going to be off with her next daddy.
Dylan Crandall : What she's been through, why would you assume...
Dr. Gregory House : Because of what she's been through.
Dylan Crandall : Because that's your default position. Always has been!
Dr. Gregory House : Because she's still alive! Raised by a junkie, living off the streets. That tends to kick the sweetness out of you.
Dylan Crandall : Figured you'd have mellowed.
Dr. Gregory House : That's because you're an idiot.
Dylan Crandall : If I let you do the test, it means I don't trust her.
Dr. Gregory House : No, it means I don't trust her.
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Dylan Crandall : I wrote a book about Baker, hung out with him, his daughter.
Dr. Gregory House : Yeah. That's how babies are made.