Married... with Children (TV Series)

Im-Po-Dent (1988)

Amanda Bearse: Marcy Rhoades

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Quotes 

• Marcy : Al, I'm amazed your knuckles don't bleed when you walk around.

• Marcy : [doorbell rings]  If that's Steve, please don't tell him you know about his... problem.

  Al : [Steve enters]  Hey Steve, what's up? Oops.

• Marcy : Well, Steve forgave me. He's the most wonderful man in the world...

  Peggy : Al, why can't you be more like Steve?

  Marcy : ...and he's impotent!

  Peggy : My God, you are like Steve.

• Marcy : You know, Al, there may be something on this planet with fewer brain cells than you. But whatever it is - wherever it is - I'm sure its name is Bundy! You should be on all fours, carting a wagon full of borax across the desert! You're compost! You're phlegm! You are a true pork product!

  Al : Are you gonna take my advice?

  Marcy : ...Yes.

• Marcy : It's just that you were once a mighty oak, and now...

  Al : A hanging vine.