- Tony Banta: You mean, they didn't tell you they were going to tear down your apartment building?
- "Reverend" Jim Ignatowski: Well, you put up with a few minor inconveniences when you live in a condemned building.
- Louie De Palma: $27000... 27 that's what I said the first time. Tell him 27000. Running to the phone. 29000
- "Reverend" Jim Ignatowski: To his dad on the phone... 29000
- Louie De Palma: 540
- "Reverend" Jim Ignatowski: 540 that right 29540
- Louie De Palma: 2
- "Reverend" Jim Ignatowski: 2, 29542. Okie doke. Dad. Dad, I love you. Audible click. hello? Hello?
- Louie De Palma: Did he okay it?
- "Reverend" Jim Ignatowski: He sure did congratulations
- Louie De Palma: Let's have three cheers for the human torch. Whoop whoop whoop
- "Reverend" Jim Ignatowski: My dad was relieved he said he was afraid it was going to be something like $200,000
- Louie De Palma: Louie cringes
- "Reverend" Jim Ignatowski: Look at him, he's overcome with emotion just like I am. Dammit that kiss is going to happen some time and you know it. Get over here. Come on come on. Let the world talk.
- Louie De Palma: Mumbling... $200,000. Get away from me.