The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

The Unwelcome Houseguest (1961)

Dick Van Dyke: Rob Petrie

Quotes 

• Buddy Sorrell : Well, my wife Pickles and me, we want to go to Niagra Falls on a little honeymoon.

  Sally Rogers : Honeymoon?

  Rob Petrie : Honeymoon? You've been married for ten years, Buddy. You're just going on a honeymoon?

  Buddy Sorrell : We wanted to see how things'd work out before we spent the money.

• [Ritchie is hiding from Buddy's dog, Larry, in a broom closet] 

  Rob Petrie : [opens closet door]  Ritchie, what are you doing in that closet?

  Richard Rosebud 'Ritchie : Eating chocolate pudding.

  Rob Petrie : [to Laura]  Honey, why do you let the boy eat chocolate pudding in a broom closet?

  Laura Petrie : Because you let a wolf eat spaghetti in the garage!

• Rob Petrie : [singing to Larry]  Lullaby and good night...

  [Larry whimpers] 

  Rob Petrie : What's the matter? Oh, you're a German shepherd.

  [sings "Brahms Lullaby" in German]