The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
The Unwelcome Houseguest (1961)
Larry Mathews: Ritchie Petrie
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Quotes
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[Ritchie is hiding from Buddy's dog, Larry, in a broom closet]
Rob Petrie : [opens closet door] Ritchie, what are you doing in that closet?
Richard Rosebud 'Ritchie : Eating chocolate pudding.
Rob Petrie : [to Laura] Honey, why do you let the boy eat chocolate pudding in a broom closet?
Laura Petrie : Because you let a wolf eat spaghetti in the garage!
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Richard Rosebud 'Ritchie : The wolf is eating Daddy! The wolf is eating Daddy!
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Richard Rosebud 'Ritchie : [Laura is clearing Ritchie's dishes] Mommy, did you want the wolf here?
Laura Petrie : No, I didn't, dear.
Richard Rosebud 'Ritchie : Did Daddy ask you if you wanted the wolf here?
Laura Petrie : No, he didn't.
Richard Rosebud 'Ritchie : That's not our system!