Jerry Seinfeld: Frankie

Quotes 

• Benson DuBois : Where're are going, Frankie?

  Frankie : Uh, to see the Governor.

  Benson DuBois : No, you're not.

  Frankie : But the historical society is coming to dinner. Got some great jokes the Governor can use. You wanna here them?

  Benson DuBois : You're not a jokewriter, Frankie, you're a messenger.

  Frankie : Please, I'm a courier.

  Benson DuBois : Then go courier.

• Frankie : History jokes, right? Do you know what Custer's last words were? Does anybody here speak Indian? Moving right along, why did Washington throw a dollar across the Potomac? His horse was too big. You don't like Washington. I'll do a Lincoln.

  Benson DuBois : Do a Nixon and get out.