Benson (TV Series)
Fool's Gold (1980)
Robert Guillaume: Benson DuBois
Quotes
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Katherine 'Katie' Olivia Gatling : [Benson is taking pictures in the mansion living room] What're you doing?
Benson DuBois : The insurance company wants pictures of the antiques in case of fire or theft.
Katherine 'Katie' Olivia Gatling : Who would want to steal anything that ugly?
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Benson DuBois : Where're are going, Frankie?
Frankie : Uh, to see the Governor.
Benson DuBois : No, you're not.
Frankie : But the historical society is coming to dinner. Got some great jokes the Governor can use. You wanna here them?
Benson DuBois : You're not a jokewriter, Frankie, you're a messenger.
Frankie : Please, I'm a courier.
Benson DuBois : Then go courier.
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Frankie : History jokes, right? Do you know what Custer's last words were? Does anybody here speak Indian? Moving right along, why did Washington throw a dollar across the Potomac? His horse was too big. You don't like Washington. I'll do a Lincoln.
Benson DuBois : Do a Nixon and get out.