- Katherine 'Katie' Olivia Gatling: [Katie has just walked into the kitchen] What's that smell?
- Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling: I made my famous bunkhouse biscuits. Doesn't that bring back memories?
- Katherine 'Katie' Olivia Gatling: Yeah, but we had a dog then.
- Peter 'Pete' John Downey: [Benson and Pete are being held captive by revolutionaries] Benson, Benson.
- Benson DuBois: What?
- Peter 'Pete' John Downey: Are you tied up?
- Benson DuBois: Yeah, I'm being kidnapped. Call me later in the week.
- Benson DuBois: [Pete and Benson have traveled to a tropical island on state business] What a paradise! As far as the eye can see, humidity.
- Peter 'Pete' John Downey: I wonder if they get many tourists down on this island.
- Benson DuBois: Are you kidding? The only reason they built an airport on this island is so the mosquitos could land.
- Generalissimo: I am the Supreme Commander. Generalissimo Ernest Juan Fernando de Vega de Garcia.
- Benson DuBois: [Benson turns to Pete] This guy probably just needs a burro for his business cards.