Wings (TV Series)

Is That a 10 Foot Sandwich or Are You Just Glad to See Me? (1994)

Amy Yasbeck: Casey Chapel Davenport

Quotes 

• Helen Chapel : [Helen confronts Brian and Casey]  All right, I wasn't gonna say anything, but now I have to. I know what you two are up to.

  Casey Chapel Davenport : Ah no. How did you find out?

  Helen Chapel : Oh please, on this island? You sneeze in the hardware store and they Gesundheit you down at the bowling alley!

• Casey Chapel Davenport : All right, ENOUGH about the Big Sandwich! I'm sure you will all be more than pleased with the food. Especially after you've tasted the marvelous poached salmon.

  Lowell Mather : ...How many feet did you get?

  Casey Chapel Davenport : It doesn't come by the foot.

  Lowell Mather : Then how do you know when you're full?

  Casey Chapel Davenport : ...I gotta get off this island!

• Brian Michael Hackett : Okay listen: We are throwing a surprise engagement party for Joe and Helen. And you're all invited.

  Casey Chapel Davenport : It's at the Harbor House tonight. We'll meet you in the lobby at 7:30.

  Roy Biggins : Well it's a little last minute, but... it's a party, and who am I to pass up a Big Sandwich? How many feet you go for? Eight feet?

  Lowell Mather : No, this is Joe and Helen. It's gotta be the ten footer.

  Fay Evelyn Schlob Dumbly DeVay Cochran : Remember that TWELVE footer they served at Ed Petersen's wake?

  Roy Biggins , Lowell Mather : Ah, yeah.

  Brian Michael Hackett : Brace yourself, guys. Um... We're not having a Big Sandwich.

  Lowell Mather : [hurt]  Excuse me... It almost sounded like you said there'd be no Big Sandwich.

  Fay Evelyn Schlob Dumbly DeVay Cochran : Aw, everyone LOVES the Big Sandwich.

  Roy Biggins : A party without a Big Sandwich? It's-it's-it's-it's-it's just not done.

• Casey Chapel Davenport : Hold it. If there's one thing I know how to do it is throw a party. We'll get a suite at the Harbor House. We can go tonight and pick out the perfect room. And then we'll get case of champagne, and I will have the chef at Pastiche prepare all the food.

  Brian Michael Hackett : And the big sandwich.

  Casey Chapel Davenport : We're not having a big sandwich.

  Brian Michael Hackett : This is Nantucket. It's not San Francisco. We are a simple people. We fish our waters. We till our lands. We eat a big sandwich.

• Brian Michael Hackett : Just admit it: when I kissed you, you felt something.

  Casey Chapel Davenport : Yeah, your tongue! And if you EVER do that again, I will serve it to you on a big sandwich!

• Casey Chapel Davenport : [Answers phone]  Yes. What? Are you serious? OK, thank you.

  [to Brian] 

  Casey Chapel Davenport : Apparently, the Clam Digger Deli has just delivered a large sandwich.

  Brian Michael Hackett : BIG sandwich! It's a "big" sandwich.

• Casey Chapel Davenport : Great, I've gone from heading up charity fundraisers to bringing up the rear of a giant hoagie!

  Brian Michael Hackett , Roy Biggins , Lowell Mather , Antonio Scarpacci , Fay Evelyn Schlob Dumbly DeVay Cochran : [In unison]  BIG SANDWICH!