Wings (TV Series)

Is That a 10 Foot Sandwich or Are You Just Glad to See Me? (1994)

Crystal Bernard: Helen Chapel

Quotes 

• Helen Chapel : [Helen confronts Brian and Casey]  All right, I wasn't gonna say anything, but now I have to. I know what you two are up to.

  Casey Chapel Davenport : Ah no. How did you find out?

  Helen Chapel : Oh please, on this island? You sneeze in the hardware store and they Gesundheit you down at the bowling alley!

• Antonio Scarpacci : [Antonio is with Joe and Helen in their bedroom. Antonio covers his eyes]  You know, I'm not a prude, but I would appreciate it if you would cover yourself.

  Helen Chapel : God, I'm so sorry.

  Antonio Scarpacci : I was talking about Joe.

• Joe Montgomery Hackett : Antonio, what the hell are you doing in my bedroom?

  Antonio Scarpacci : Listen, something terrible has happened. It's Brian and Casey.

  Helen Chapel : Oh my God. Were they in an accident?

  Antonio Scarpacci : Worse: They're having sex!

  Joe Montgomery Hackett : [flustered]  Well, at least SOMEBODY is!