Wings (TV Series)

The Big Sleep (1995)

Steven Weber: Brian Michael Hackett

Quotes 

• Joe Montgomery Hackett : This dream was really weird, man. There was a clown at Sandpiper and... man, I don't even want to talk about it.

  Brian Michael Hackett : Wait, there's a clown in your dream?

  Joe Montgomery Hackett : Yeah. Why?

  Brian Michael Hackett : Well, because one time I was reading this book about dream symbolism. For instance, if you're underwater in a dream, that's about sex.

  Joe Montgomery Hackett : Really. What about a clown?

  Brian Michael Hackett : Well, that's about sex.

  Joe Montgomery Hackett : Well trust me, after this fight with Helen last night I didn't get any clown.

• Brian Michael Hackett : Joe, listen to me. I don't want to upset you, but let me put it this way: You fly, you die.

  Joe Montgomery Hackett : You're gonna have to excuse me, Brian. I'm late. I have an appointment, with REALITY!

• Brian Michael Hackett : So tell me more about your dream.

  Joe Montgomery Hackett : Well it was so bizarre. I mean, I was in the middle of the terminal and I was trampled by a herd of tigers...

  Brian Michael Hackett : Well, that's about group sex.

  Joe Montgomery Hackett : Then it got really, really weird. Bud -- Bud the mechanic -- had a crush on me. And then Roy started peeling off all his clothes and doing a belly dance.

  Brian Michael Hackett : Well, that's about enough.