Brian leads Joe to believe he has gotten a golf weekend set up in the Carolinas as a gift, and invite Lowell to come along. Roy correctly guesses that it is a time-share condo sale pitch and extorts his way into coming, by threatening to tell Joe about the time-share pitch if he doesn't get to go along. En route, Roy spills the beans about the pitch. When they arrive, ready to play golf, their clubs are taken from them and they have to endure a four hour sales pitch. Just they are finally ready to play golf, a tropical storm blows in which ruins their golf plans. Meanwhile back in Nantucket, Antonio discovers the true words to "Michael row your boat ashore..." and starts playing guitar while singing various improvised verses of the song set to the same melody. He drives Helen crazy to the point of chasing him onto the runway as the boys arrive back from the Carolinas.