- Barbara Sue: Is that true?
- B.J. McKay: What true?
- Barbara Sue: That you haul anything anywhere for a dollar-fifty a mile, no questions asked?
- B.J. McKay: Yeah, as long as it's not illegal.
- Barbara Sue: [Looking at the chimp] Who's that?
- B.J. McKay: That's Bear. Named him after the greatest coach in the history of football.