- Lauren Hutchinson: [Vinnie just walked in] Great, now we're being seen by an actual boy in these nightgowns.
- Patty Greene: Will the horror of this evening never end?
- Muffy Tepperman: [shows Marshall a dish of quiche] Have some quiche!
- Marshall Blechtman: Real men don't eat quiche.
- Patty Greene: How come the only time get invited anywhere is on Halloween?
- Lauren Hutchinson: That's not true, Patty. Remember when Johnny's grandparents invited us over for Polish Solidarity Day?