- Edward 'Eddie' Winslow: The party doesn't start until 9 and my curfew's at 10.
- Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: That stinks. That's not enough time for Rambo to blow anything up.
- Edward 'Eddie' Winslow: That's what I said, but Dad still said no.
- Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Don't you worry, I'll work on him. Your grandma is gonna fight for your right to party.
- Edward 'Eddie' Winslow: [told he can't go to the party] You mean I was nice for nothing? That's the last time I do anything for anybody in this house.
- Harriette Winslow: [gives him a tray of drinks] Here, take these with you.
- Edward 'Eddie' Winslow: Yes, Mom.
- Carl Otis Winslow: [fishing for the catch of a party Eddie wants to go to] Are his parents going to be there?
- Edward 'Eddie' Winslow: Yes.
- Carl Otis Winslow: Beer?
- Edward 'Eddie' Winslow: No.
- Carl Otis Winslow: Girls?
- Edward 'Eddie' Winslow: No.
- Carl Otis Winslow: Till when?
- Edward 'Eddie' Winslow: Two.
- Carl Otis Winslow: Bingo! Book him.
- Carl Otis Winslow: She'll be telling us when to sleep, and what to eat...
- [horrified]
- Carl Otis Winslow: Harriette, she'll make me go on a diet, I'll waste away to nothing!
- Harriette Winslow: Carl, she's your mother, not a magician.
- Harriette Winslow: I hope you like meatloaf.
- Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Never have liked meatloaf, but maybe yours is different, does it have meat in it?
- Harriette Winslow: Yes, otherwise we'd just call it 'loaf'.
- Laura Winslow: Wow, you knew the Queen of England?
- Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: That was a long time ago, back when I worked for the Fairchilds. Oh I've been all over this world, and I've met so many fascinating people.
- Judy Winslow: Have you ever met Prince?
- Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: I've met a lot of princes: Prince of Wales, Prince of Denmark, Prince of Nepal... which prince are you talking about?
- Laura Winslow: I think she's talking about the one who sings and wears purple underwear.
- Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: That would be the Prince of Nepal.