- Reuben Kincaid: If you're big enough to get away with it, then it's right. That's international law.
- Reuben Kincaid: Well, it's okay to be the strong silent type, but I am going to have to learn to keep quiet about it.
- Reuben Kincaid: I am not thrilled with Captain Thunder. I'm not crazy about guitars.
- [to Danny]
- Reuben Kincaid: But if you fire one more round of knuckles over my head, I'm going to stuff you up the chimney.
- Laurie Partridge: Well, Chris and Tracy have to eat, so I'll volunteer some of my food.
- Keith Douglas Partridge: Yeah, I will too.
- Shirley Renfrew Partridge: I will too.
- Danny Partridge: I was going to give them some of my biscuit, but I don't have it anymore.
- Reuben Kincaid: [about to take a bite of the biscuit that he took from Danny] Well, how important are they to the act?