Family Guy (TV Series)
Petergeist (2006)
Seth MacFarlane: Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Glenn Quagmire, Tom Tucker, David James Elliott, Don Knotts, Old Attendees, Gay Mailbox, Man in High Trouser #1, Dick Cheney, Emcee
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Quotes
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Tom Tucker : A bit of breaking news. A local family is forced out of their home by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?
Diane Simmons : [sighs] Ghostbusters, Tom.
Tom Tucker : No, Diane. Their insurance company. That's just stupid what you said.
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Peter Griffin : Hey Lois, get ready to laugh, get ready to laugh.
[pops head out of Meg's butt]
Peter Griffin : Gee, must've taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque!
[laughs]
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Stewie Griffin : [speaking from TV] Mommy?
Lois Griffin : Stewie? Where are you?
Stewie Griffin : Look behind you, you stupid cow!
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Lois Griffin : Stewie, if you can hear me, head for Meg's butt!
Stewie Griffin : [From the TV] Have you lost your mind?
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[the Griffins escape to the family car from the poltergeist]
Lois Griffin : Wait a minute, where's Meg?
Brian Griffin : I don't know.
Stewie Griffin : I didn't see her.
Chris Griffin : Yeah, I kinda thought you guys would attend to that.
Lois Griffin : Peter, you got to go back and get her!
Peter Griffin : Oh, yeah, right, like I'm going back for Meg.
Lois Griffin : Peter!
Peter Griffin : Lois, damn it, we both agreed, remember? If we could only save two, we leave Meg.
Lois Griffin : I know, but...
Meg Griffin : [Meg enters car, furious] YOU BASTARD! HOW COULD YOU LEAVE ME IN THERE?
Peter Griffin : Okay, see? It resolved itself.
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Home Supply Employee : Can I help you?
Peter Griffin : yeah, I hate my neighbor and I want to build something crazy out of spite.
Home Supply Employee : well I'll take you to our one up-man-ship aisle
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Lois Griffin : Where's Meg?
Stewie Griffin : I don't know. I didn't see her.
Stewie Griffin : Yeah, I kind of thought you guys would attend to that.
Lois Griffin : Peter, you got to go back and get her.
Peter Griffin : Oh, yeah, right, like I'm going back for Meg.
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Sarah MacKenzie : [first lines, Peter watches an episode of JAG] Harm, I found that evidence we need. Now we can finally clear that Chief Petty Officer of all charges. Oh, what's the point? Does anybody even watch this show?
Harmon Rabb, Jr. : Well, yeah, old people. I mean, they really don't pay attention. They just like the noise and the company.
[smiles and waves to the camera]
Harmon Rabb, Jr. : Hey, how ya' doin'? How's that hip doin' there? Remember the forties?
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[Stewie is being pulled into a portal in his bedroom]
Stewie Griffin : I haven't seen anything suck this much since...
[as he's being pulled through the portal]
Stewie Griffin : I HEART HUCKABEES!