Stargate: Atlantis (TV Series)
The Return: Part 1 (2006)
Joe Flanigan: Lt. Colonel John Sheppard
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Quotes
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Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : You should call her.
Dr. Carson Beckett : Who? Cadman?
Dr. Elizabeth Weir : You guys did make a cute couple.
Dr. Carson Beckett : It didn't work out. Maybe it had to do with our first kiss being through Rodney.
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Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : What if you were forced out of your home because of war, and you came back to find someone sitting on your couch, eating your cheetos, watching your TV?
Dr. Rodney McKay : [raising his chin in the air] I'd be fine with that.
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : No you wouldn't.
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Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death.
Dr. Elizabeth Weir : Oscar Wilde?
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : Princess Bride. Good movie.
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Dr. Elizabeth Weir : [about Carson's turtles] Turtles are pretty hardy, I'm sure they'll be fine.
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : Plus, they're really good in soup.
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Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : Felt a little weird but everything seems to be in one piece.
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Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : [to Ronon and Teyla] You guys want any of this stuff: Johnny Cash poster, skateboard, sudoku books?
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Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : This sucks.
Ronon Dex : Yeah.
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Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : Well before our paths uncross, can you guys help me out with these boxes? I'll throw in a pizza and some beer.
Teyla Emmagan : Popcorn?
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : And popcorn for givi...
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : [Ronon hugs John around the waist, pulling him off the ground] Oh my god!
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Dr. Rodney McKay : OK, we need to send them a message before they get out of range and we have to jump ahead. Uh, something like, you know, "We are humans from Earth currently occupying Atlantis, uh, yada, yada, yada..."
Maj. John Sheppard : Why don't we just ask 'em to slow down?
Captain Dave Kleinman : Kleinman's console beeps. Colonel Caldwell. The unidentified vessel is slowing down.
Maj. John Sheppard : Maybe they heard me.
Dr. Rodney McKay : looking at the pilot's console: No, they saw us. They're not just slowing down - they're slamming on the brakes something like twenty-seven gees.
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Dr. Rodney McKay : [on the phone with Sheppard] You know, the truth is I...
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : What?
Dr. Rodney McKay : I don't want to use the term lonely, but there are certain people who I miss...
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : Me
Dr. Rodney McKay : You, not so much. You, I'm on my cell phone with. You, I'm having dinner with tomorrow night.
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Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : See you tomorrow night.
Dr. Rodney McKay : Wouldn't miss it!
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Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : [cell phones ring] Sheppard.
Dr. Rodney McKay : McKay.
Dr. Elizabeth Weir : Hello?
Dr. Carson Beckett : [only one not answering a phone] I didn't bring my bloody cell phone with me? What's happening?
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Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : [to Teyla and Ronon about Athosian food] That smells great! You save some for us?
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Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : I'll be damned if we let some replicators take our home from us.