My Name Is Earl (TV Series)

BB (2006)

Jason Lee: Earl Hickey

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Quotes 

• Earl Hickey : He's awake now so I threw him in the bath with a bar of soap.

  Randy : What did he look like naked?

  Earl Hickey : Kinda like ET when they found him by the river.

  Randy : That poor little monkey, he just wanted to phone home.

• Gwen Waters : Look, just forget about this okay. It's not your fault, you were just the straw that broke the camel's back.

  Earl Hickey : But that's the thing: I'm the straw. Without the straw, the camel wouldn't have a broken back.

  Gwen Waters : Yes, but if you remove the straw from the camel's back, that doesn't fix it. The camel is still dead.

  [not knowing what to say, Earl pauses a bit to think] 

  Earl Hickey : Camels can go forty days without water.

• Earl Hickey : [about two worms on the ground]  Hey, that one looks kinda angry... maybe we should cut him in half and make him fight himself.

  Randy Hickey : I don't think that'd work. If you cut me in half I wouldn't fight with my legs, I'd try to work with them and get us to a hospital.

• Randy : I might have locked him in there with the keys.

  Earl Hickey : That's all right, Randy. He won't get far. He doesn't know you're supposed to put your foot over the hole in the floor to keep the exhaust out.

• Joy Turner : You cheatin' son of a bitch! You're supposed to say "Uno" when you only got one card left!

  Earl Hickey : I said "One"!

  Joy Turner : You're supposed to say "Uno"! It's a Mexican game!

  Earl Hickey : Joy, this is why the kids won't play Candyland with you anymore.

• Randy : Uh... before, when you said different cavity, did you mean butt cavity?

  Earl : I'm afraid so, Randy.

  Randy : [shaking head]  Sometimes I don't like the world we live in.

• Darnell Turner : Hey guys!

  Earl Hickey , Randy Hickey , Catalina : Hey Crabman!