- Dr. Peter Venkman: Bet you don't get many celebrities here. Well, maybe some actors, but I mean people who can read.
- Dr. Peter Venkman: Okay budy, come on down, nice and slow.
- Winston Zeddemore: Yeah, we wanna talk to you about some missing chickens.
- Dr. Egon Spengler: Forty-seven seconds to impact.
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: Wait, how long will it take to wire the Proton Packs to provide alternate thrust, give us a soft landing?
- Dr. Egon Spengler: One minute, ten seconds.
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: Nuts.
- P.J.: Bad enough I got no deliveries coming in, now the statue is gone. Who'd want a five-hundred pound plaster chicken?
- Dr. Peter Venkman: [makes a humming noise that resembles 'I don't know'] Two ton plaster wolf?
- P.J.: Hey, who asked you? Beat it!
- Morgannon: [Near the end of the episode, after they defeat Cubby] Thanks, fellas. You may be a pain in the neck to my kind most of the time, but for now, I owe you one. See you around - well, uh, one of you anyway.
- Dr. Peter Venkman: [Peter, Ray, and Egon all look at Peter] How come you guys always look at me when somebody says stuff like that?
- Winston Zeddemore, Dr. Egon Spengler, Dr. Raymond Stantz: [All in unison] No comment!