- Winston Zeddemore: I just don't get it. It's been a month since we got fired from that picture, why come to the premiere?
- Dr. Egon Spengler: Grendel thought it would be good publicity if we showed up in full regelia.
- Dr. Peter Venkman: So the pondscum thinks. What's in it for us?
- Dr. Egon Spengler: He makes good on the rubber check he wrote us.
- Dr. Peter Venkman: Hm, now that's an argument I can live with.
- Winston Zeddemore: [the Ghostbusters are all tied up] Okay, Ray, what's your plan?
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: I got them to promise...
- Dr. Egon Spengler: That's it?
- Winston Zeddemore: That ain't no plan, that's a character defect.
- Winston Zeddemore: [running from three ghosts firing proton packs at them] Egon, remind me what happens if one of those beams hits us?
- Dr. Egon Spengler: [ducking beams while running] Our individual atoms go on separate vacations!
- Dr. Peter Venkman: Give me a break, not even a ghost would live in this dump!
- Dr. Egon Spengler: [checking his PKE Meter] Not so fast, Peter, I'm getting some disturbing readings.
- Dr. Peter Venkman: [grabs the PKE Meter and deactivates it] Oh brother... consultants leave their toys at home, Egon.