- Dr. Peter Venkman: Now you're talking, I majored in Ping Pong in college.
- Dr. Egon Spengler: Hmm, it was the only subject he didn't have to cheat in to pass.
- Dr. Peter Venkman: [after being saved by Slimer] I would've been ghost ghoulash if not for him. Well, this is a promise from Dr. Venkman: we're gonna find our little green pal, save 'em, no matter what it takes, and cancel some shows.
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: Hey, this is a terrific cartoon. It's based on a great toy!
- Dr. Peter Venkman: A toy is the star of a show?
- Winston Zeddemore: Could be worse, Peter, how much damage can a toy do?
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: Looks like we go on foot from here.
- Dr. Peter Venkman: On foot, on camel, on dogsled, for Slimer, Peter Venkman goes anywhere!
- The Unreal Shriek Squeal: [on TV screen] At midnight tonight, we go national!
- [maniacal laughter]
- Dr. Egon Spengler: If that happens, people will get ghosts on every TV in the country.
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: It'll be even worse than what they're getting now.