- Alice Johnson: That's all very fascinating, Dr. Venkman, but, eh, Celebrity Magazine sent me here to do an interview with all the Ghostbusters. So far, you're the only one who's been talking. For 2 hours, 22 minutes and 16 seconds to be precise.
- Necksa: Yes, yes, you have Necksa's word. I will return your friends to you, and then go. Eh, huh, this world is not for me...
- Peter Venkman: Attaboy! I knew you were a reasonable kinda guy. Sure, you weigh ten thousand tons, but hey, nobody's perfect.
- Necksa: Don't push your luck.
- Peter Venkman: Janine, would you please calm down?
- Janine Melnitz: Calm down? The whole city's overrun by those undine things, Egon and Winston and Ray have been swallowed by a whale, and you wan tme to calm down?
- Peter Venkman: It's not a whale, exactly, it's a primeval god with a severe weight problem.
- Egon Spengler: Miss Johnson, I want to stress the fact that we are going into a dangerous and unpredictable situation.
- Alice Johnson: I hope so, Dr. Spengler. My article would be pretty boring without it. And call me Alice...
- Peter Venkman: That's what I like about you, Alice, you've got spunk.
- Alice Johnson: Call me Ms. Johnson.