- West Side Women's Club representative: Well, this is disgraceful. A ghost, here?
- Dr. Peter Venkman: Listen, do we point at you and say "A fat lady, here?" No, so really, eh...
- Dudley: [in the belly of a giant goldfish] And I swear if I get out of this, I'll never eat another fishstick.
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: Look out: U.F.F. approaching!
- Dr. Peter Venkman: U.F.F.?
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: Unidentified Flying Food.
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: [being ambushed by the fraternity ghosts] Was it you who said it would be easy, Venkman?
- Dr. Peter Venkman: Hearsay, Ray, it'll never stand up in a court of law.