The Love Guru (2008)
Romany Malco: Darren Roanoke
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Quotes
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Darren Roanoke : How can you be the Love Guru if you've never been in a relationship?
Guru Pitka : Well, there is someone I like. But until I learn to love myself, I can only go out with three girls named Ann.
Darren Roanoke : Three girls named Ann?
Guru Pitka : Yeah. Ann Visible, Ann Flatable, and Ann Job.
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Guru Pitka : Tonawanda street? I know this street.
Darren Roanoke : You do?
Guru Pitka : Yes. At what number did you live?
Darren Roanoke : Fifty-three.
Guru Pitka : Did you know a Dickie Withers at 85?
Darren Roanoke : No?
Guru Pitka : Well, it does. A dickie does wither at 85. I own you! Yeah! You are laughing! You see, you are filled with joy of a child!
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Guru Pitka : Your entourage must stay behind.
Darren Roanoke : No, no, no, no, no. They protect me.
Guru Pitka : Well, they didn't protect you from that outfit, now, did they?
Darren Roanoke : What? What's wrong with shark skin?
Guru Pitka : More like gay-skin, how about. What? Yeah.
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Guru Pitka : Prudence is still with Jacques Grande and he still has the biggest wiener in hockey.
Darren Roanoke : Is it true?
Guru Pitka : Yes, he has a ginormous hog.
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Darren Roanoke : What if it doesn't work?
Guru Pitka : I can always refund your misery. I was ominous just then.