- Doctor Who: How much are they paying you?
- Rossini: Come, come, Doctor. Gentlemen don't discuss money.
- Doctor Who: Nonsense. Gentlemen never talk about anything else.
- Rossini: You know, Doctor, the cost of meat is exorbitant. Maybe my friend'll let me feed you to the tigers.
- Doctor Who: You've got a very distorted sense of humour, haven't you?
- Jo Grant: What on earth is he doing inside a horsebox?
- Doctor Who: It isn't exactly a horsebox. It just happens to look like one.
- Jo Grant: You mean there isn't a horse inside?
- Doctor Who: No more than there's a policeman inside my police box.