Knight of the Living Dead (2005 Video)

Bjarni Gautur: Clark

Quotes 

• Clark : Dad, I like women.

  Clark's Dad : That's okay too, but a father can teach you so much!

• Clark : [seeing Jónas being slain by mystic forces]  Well, I don't approve of this at all.

• Clark : So, we went all the way to motherfucking Iceland from Tromaville because... we wanted to go fishing?

  Steven : Hey, we were drunk! How the fuck were we suppose to know that we could just go fishing right outside of Tromaville?

  Dean : Actually, it was my idea and I wasn't drunk.

  Steven : But you were high.

  Dean : Oh! I was high!

  Clark : I don't know why I hang around with you fucking assholes! Always when we get drunk, we wake up at the most stupidest places! Sweden, Denmark... and now Iceland.

  Dean : I just love Scandinavian Countries!

  Steven : That reminds me, we need to get a post card.