Robot Chicken (TV Series)
Rodiggity (2006)
Bill Farmer: Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck
Quotes
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Daffy Duck : First on the mic tonight is the reigning champion, the MC hunter, Elmer Fudd, with a PH!
Elmer Fudd : I'll get you wabbit! Ohh, I'm taking you to school, call me the professor / you're sexually confused, cause you're a cross dresser! You like to kiss men and that's real funny / call up Hugh Hefner, you a gay boy bunny! You're lost on this stage, you need a map, jerky / You made a wrong left turn at Albuquerque! One more, one more. I'm a pimp, 'cause my hunting apparel's hot, son / I'll do a drive-by on your home with my double-barreled shotgun!
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Bugs Bunny : Yeah, yeah. I know that you call me a "Rascally Wabbit", you say your R's like your W's, that's a really bad habit! It's room not woom, trees not twees, you replace so many R's, I thought you was Chinese! You're so stuck on yourself, I'll call you Elmer's Glue, I got you some coffee, one lump or two?
Elmer Fudd : Two?
[Bugs bashes a mallet on his head two times]
Bugs Bunny : [dressed in a dress and wig] I only dress like a goil to prove that you're gay, would you like a kiss handsome?
Elmer Fudd : Really? Okay.
Bugs Bunny : Elmer packs Fudd, you heard what I said, he's so bald, I'll put a hare on his head! I'll sit down on your head, just like I was a thinker. Hmm...
[farts]
Bugs Bunny : Ain't I a stinker?
Daffy Duck : Holy Toledo! B. Rabbit wins! B. Rabbit wins!
Elmer Fudd : [sobbing] I'm a disgwace!