- Song: Senior Mutant Ninja Turtles / Senior Mutant Ninja Turtles / Senior Mutant Ninja Turtles / Heroes in a wheelchair!
- Daffy Duck: First on the mic tonight is the reigning champion, the MC hunter, Elmer Fudd, with a PH!
- Elmer Fudd: I'll get you wabbit! Ohh, I'm taking you to school, call me the professor / you're sexually confused, cause you're a cross dresser! You like to kiss men and that's real funny / call up Hugh Hefner, you a gay boy bunny! You're lost on this stage, you need a map, jerky / You made a wrong left turn at Albuquerque! One more, one more. I'm a pimp, 'cause my hunting apparel's hot, son / I'll do a drive-by on your home with my double-barreled shotgun!
- Bugs Bunny: Yeah, yeah. I know that you call me a "Rascally Wabbit", you say your R's like your W's, that's a really bad habit! It's room not woom, trees not twees, you replace so many R's, I thought you was Chinese! You're so stuck on yourself, I'll call you Elmer's Glue, I got you some coffee, one lump or two?
- Elmer Fudd: Two?
- [Bugs bashes a mallet on his head two times]
- Bugs Bunny: [dressed in a dress and wig] I only dress like a goil to prove that you're gay, would you like a kiss handsome?
- Elmer Fudd: Really? Okay.
- Bugs Bunny: Elmer packs Fudd, you heard what I said, he's so bald, I'll put a hare on his head! I'll sit down on your head, just like I was a thinker. Hmm...
- [farts]
- Bugs Bunny: Ain't I a stinker?
- Daffy Duck: Holy Toledo! B. Rabbit wins! B. Rabbit wins!
- Elmer Fudd: [sobbing] I'm a disgwace!
- Sephiroth: [Sephiroth is the manager of a fast food joint where Cloud works] Ha ha ha! Cloud, I need you to work on Saturday!
- Cloud: But I have Lakers tickets!
- Sephiroth: Ha ha ha!
- [they fight]
- Customer 1: ...
- Customer 2: I'm So Hungry!
- Customer 3: Hi Mrs. Hungry can I call you "So"?