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4/10
If You Like Tattoos & Big Silicon - This is Your Movie
rbelkin80004 November 2006
There's nothing wrong with softcore but this one is pretty clinical - lots of nudity but it's all fake (of course, it's always fake - it's a movie but you know what I mean). There's no sexuality or erotica, it's all random nudity and poor acting of "lust" and sex with each other.

Part of it is of course, your personal preference. These women clearly have some body issues with their piercings, tattoos and silicon - not to mention that overly plastique & leathery look so if that's your thing - great, you get to see all that here.

I don't think anyone's expectations are very high when looking at a movie title such as this but for many people, it would be pretty much like looking at cyborg fembots ... they almost seem real but it's really more creepy.
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4/10
Two for the price of one
lastliberal10 April 2007
It is amazing what you can see if you wake at 2 am and turn on the telly. I didn't know they showed films like this. I immediately thought of Roger Corman, who reused locations for movies or used other films locations for his own movies.

The makes of this film could just move the camera angles and add some time and they would have an XXX film.

There was no story, just minimum dialog that led to stripping and sex. I bet there wasn't 100 words in the whole film, but there sure was a lot of very large busts and hot lesbian action. There was male/female action too, but it was only about 25% of the movie.

Another interesting thing came to mind in watching this film that may interest those who are buying hi def DVDs. Sony refused to license Betamax to adult film makers and adult films came out on VHS. You can guess what happened to beta max as the adult film industry makes millions of videos. Sony has again refused to license Blu-ray to the adult film industry and they have just signed a deal with Toshiba. You can guess which high def system will disappear.
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5/10
Desperate Times
refinedsugar9 May 2023
The original 'Busty Cops' wasn't a memorable T&A flick, but ladies getting naked will always draw an audience. So putting aside whenever story and characters are a necessity - the nudity has to be hot. The sequel is a lot of the same routine, but delivers some muff / nice butt shots which is a plus in my book.

With no real action or comedy, we're left with the ladies going thru the motions to collect a paycheck for the most part. Of the original trio, Nikki Nova & Katie James remain. Jesse Jane is gone and in her place comes Hannah Harper and Glori-Anne Gilbert joins the team. The story is some silliness about a train robbery and a whale abduction that one must not spend any mental energy thinking about. The filmmakers certainly didn't.

Director Jim Wynorski pumps out another soulless piece of product that is cheap and strictly formula where the boobs, fake sex only go so far. 'Busty Cops 2' has a nice cast of ladies and is slightly better than the original, but that's not saying much. In fact it's the best of the entire rather dismal series.
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1/10
A train wreck
chrisphoria20 January 2007
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Whenever I see a video like this, I have to ask myself how it was financed. HBO or Showtime or whatever must pay for the production company to go through the motions -- to hire someone who may or may not actually speak English to get high and hammer out something approaching a plot, to pay strippers with terrifying boob jobs to bounce up and down on grossly waxed dudes' torsos, to find people to design and light sets, to purchase the rights to cheesy techno music, etc. But I have to imagine this has to be a vanity project for whoever's serving as executive producer... He had to have nailed all of those girls, right? And bro's not wrong about the "Spanish looking" girl, but to call the cops "stunning" is awfully generous. In fact, I'd go so far as to call them something much closer to "hideous," or "fugly." Watching these women writhe around -- sometimes *clearly* high on pain killers -- was so far from erotic that my testicles actually ascended inside of my body. Gross.

Why waste time with this when there's so much freely available hardcore porn on the internet? I wonder whether the popularization of internet video will slowly kill the softcore video industry... One can only hope, right?
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7/10
Very apt title
acorn916 October 2006
As far as soft core porn cable movies go, this movie isn't bad. There is absolutely no story line, not an attempt at one, but if you are looking to see a lot of beautiful women with very large breasts, then you are looking in the right place. The first half of this movie concentratesprimarily on the "busty cops" and they are nothing short of stunning. In the second half of the movie, the "sex" scenes focus mainly on other women, and they are not as good. If fact, a Spanish-looking woman appears in two scenes, and she is a complete dog. How she ever made it into this movie, I will never know. Another gripe I have in this movie is the amount of tongue kissing between the women. There is a fair amount of kissing, but you rarely see any sloppy tongue kissing between the busty cops, and that is a letdown. Overall though, if you large seeing large breasted women cavorting around naked for an hour and a half, this movie should satisfy you.
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10/10
Busts, Cops, Whales and Llamas make a cinematic masterpiece
karlkaran22 January 2007
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Busty cops was a complex work that conjoined beautiful women, wild animals and awe inspiring CGI in a brilliant display of cinematic excellence. Where Busty Cops 1 fell short Busty Cops 2 takes off. The eclectic cast exemplified the limitless potential of the adult film industry. The acting was dynamic and engaging, drawing in the viewer with tantalizing scenes with effortless segways. One such scene included a "Memory Tree" which the Busty cops utilized to explore their minds as well as their bodies. Additionally, the llama played an integral role in the development of the beginnings plot lines, unveiling a hilarity that can be overlooked because of the depth of storyline. Where the movie really scored (no pun intended) was with the great sloppy tongue kissing that was prevalent through out the movie. Also the "Spanish looking" girl that appears near the middle is breathtaking, while she does appear slightly more rotund than she is in many of her previous works, she still is something to behold. All in all if you like talking farm animals, Knockouts, fabulous cinematography with great dancing and directing, Busty Cops 2 is perfect for you.
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7/10
good for what it is
stevsadams225 June 2011
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If you are watching the movie network porn, don't be expecting much. If you go into this movie with that general idea, then you'll love it. I've seen all the busty cops movies, and this one is by far my favorite. The girls are the best and there is no plot at all, just naked girls. There is some type of a plot, but i couldn't tell you what it was about. as far as I'm concerned its about boobs. The good thing is that there is some humor in it too, but this is basically all nudity. There isn't really any sex scenes either, there's a few, but its mostly girl/girl or like stripping. this movie really got me hooked on Hannah Harper and there are some really good scenes that are well done, like the one by the tree. But there is one part of the movie that goes from nude scene to nude scene to nude scene, and there is no dialog for like 25 minutes. You have to love a movie that knows what it is and doesn't try to be anything else, ha ha. Bottom line, if you are just searching the channels and its on, its worth watching because it is actually pretty entertaining, but you won't find yourself hyperventilating over it, its just nice to watch
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10/10
Impressive Cinematography
homerun74021 January 2007
Overall, Busty Cops Deuce simply does not compare to its prequel, Busty Cops Uno, "The Beast." I enjoyed the cinematography, however, my eye couldn't leave the seven-foot tall beauty, "El-Gigante." Her stunning stride and quaking howls lends to the pure genius of the film. At one point, the viewer can catch a glimpse of the massive fireball hurled from her innerjaw lining, aimed straight at the mysterious talking llama as he revealed some worthy information to the busty cops. For a free pair of shoes, the women agreed to dance and strip for the curly-haired fellow at his new club...GENIUS. Who else would have thought to offer the Busty Cops new heels...in return, gaining a real sense of their work...heh? Even while flippinng back and forth from the NFC championship game, Busty Cops, at no point, failed to impress. Beautiful screenplay that should definitely win over moviegoers at the tell twelve civic on 14 mile and haggerty.
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9/10
A Masterpiece in softcore erotica
DeltaParadox25 January 2008
this movie contains extremely hot women in really hot scenes, it has no plot because this is not what it is. if you like softcore sex scenes with lesbian scenes and nudity this is your movie. now, some mild problems were the lack of more lesbian scenes but take what you got. nikki nova should have appeared in more hot lesbian scenes ashley blue should have been replace by someone hotter aimme sweet and her girlfriend should have been replaced by someone hotter it should have not had the scenes that don't have sex because they just seem cheesy but overall i really enjoyed most scenes so watch this if you like this type of movie and if you are a fan of nikki nova and hanna harper your will be pleased.
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