- Judy Watkins: All the coaches for the men's sport team have parking spots 20 feet from the building in a nice paved lot. And all of the coaches for the women's team have to park in a dirt field behind the School of Animal Husbandry.
- Coach Hayden Fox: Are you sure it's dirt?
- Coach Hayden Fox: Well Luth, that means you gotta take 20 strokes off your score from the other day.
- Assistant Coach Luther Horatio Van Dam: That's right. I did today.
- Coach Hayden Fox: How'd you do that?
- Assistant Coach Luther Horatio Van Dam: I realized I'm a lefty.