The Flintstones (TV Series)
The Surprise (1963)
Jean Vander Pyl: Wilma Flintstone
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Quotes
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Wilma Flintstone : Fred's figured a way to stop bickering with Barney. He said from now on, he'll forgive and forget.
Betty Rubble : That's nice.
[Fred enters]
Fred Flintstone : Wilma, start packing! We're moving!
Wilma Flintstone : Moving?
Betty Rubble : Uh-oh. They've only stayed buddies for five minutes this time.
Wilma Flintstone : Fred, what about forgive and forget?
Fred Flintstone : That's right. I'll never forgive myself for forgetting to stay mad at that guy. This is war and any wife of Barney's is the enemy. Out! Out! Out!
Wilma Flintstone : Fred!
Betty Rubble : Never mind, Wilma. I'll see you later.
[Betty leaves]
Wilma Flintstone : Fred Flintstone, we are not moving, and that's that. Stay mad at Barney if you want to, but I'm still friends with Betty, get it?
Fred Flintstone : Yeah, I got it... traitor.
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Fred Flintstone : If anyone ever mentions a baby again, I'll...
[Wilma starts crying]
Fred Flintstone : Wilma, what's the matter?
Wilma Flintstone : [crying] Oh, Fred, I don't know how to tell you.
Fred Flintstone : Tell me what?
Wilma Flintstone : [pulls out a knitted baby sock] This! I know how you hate them.
Fred Flintstone : I don't hate them, I like them.
[wears the sock on his nose]
Fred Flintstone : It's just that I never had a nose snoot before.
Wilma Flintstone : [cries harder] It's not for you! It's for our baby!
Fred Flintstone : [takes the sock off] That's good. I wouldn't have worn it anyway. Boy, am I beat. Good night, Wilma.
[Fred sleeps for a while, then wakes back up]
Fred Flintstone : Baby? No.
[Fred goes back to sleep, then wakes again]
Fred Flintstone : A b-b-b-baby? Wilma, d-did you say...
Wilma Flintstone : Yes, I said YOUR baby.
Fred Flintstone : YABBA-DABBA-DOO!
Wilma Flintstone : You're not mad at me, Fred?
Fred Flintstone : MAD at you? I'm mad ABOUT you, sweetheart!
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Wilma Flintstone : [about Betty's nephew] Oh! Isn't he darling? What's his name?
Betty Rubble : Marblehead Sandstone, Jr. We call him Sandy for short.
Wilma Flintstone : Hello, Sandy.
[tickles him]
Wilma Flintstone : Cootchie-cootchie-cootchie-cootchie-cootchie.
[Marblehead bites Wilma's finger]
Wilma Flintstone : OW!
Betty Rubble : [giggles] I forgot to tell you, he's getting his teeth.
Wilma Flintstone : GETTING his teeth? I got a scoop for you, Betty. He's got them!