Drake & Josh (TV Series)
Eric Punches Drake (2007)
Drake Bell: Drake Parker
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Quotes
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Craig : Eric is a pacifist
Drake Parker : I thought he was Jewish.
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Drake Parker : [opens the door] Oh, is it Halloween already? Aren't you a scary little witch!
Mindy Crenshaw : Oh, look at your black eye. Well, I hope it hurts.
Drake Parker : You shebeast!
Mindy Crenshaw : Microbrain!
Drake Parker : Weirdface!
Mindy Crenshaw : Ignoramus!
Drake Parker : [pause] What?
Mindy Crenshaw : EXACTLY!
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Craig : Now that Eric's Mister Popular Pants and has a hot girlfriend, he doesn't give a rat's hat about me.
Drake Parker : Rat's hat?
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[first lines; in split screens]
Josh Nichols : Why do people at school always gossip and spread rumors?
Drake Parker : A couple weeks ago I was bored at school, so I started telling people stuff about Josh.
Josh Nichols : This story started going around that I eat squirrels.
Drake Parker : I told everyone Josh was on this new squirrel diet.
Josh Nichols : And then the rumors got even worse!
Drake Parker : Then I made up worse stuff.
Josh Nichols : Somehow, people got the idea that after I eat the squirrels I use their fur to make my own underwear.
Drake Parker : It was all lies.
Josh Nichols : Oh, the-the new rumor about me - and I don't get this one at all - i-it said I have an extra toe growin' out of m' belly button.
Drake Parker : People will believe anything.
Josh Nichols : For crying out loud, my belly button is toeless! You can ask my swim coach. He's seen it!
Drake Parker : Rumors are fun.
Josh Nichols : It's so untrue!
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Eric : I knew my popularity wouldn't last.
Drake Parker : It's okay. You were never meant to be popular.
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Josh Nichols : [about Eric] Drake, y-you're not mad, are you?
Drake Parker : No, I'm not mad. Craig didn't mean to him me.
Craig : I'M Craig!
Drake Parker : [scoffs, like...] It matters.