Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)

Sadly, Madly, Bradley (2002)

Gordon Wharmby: Wesley

Quotes 

• Wesley : I'm not buying. Our Edie does all that.

  Auntie : I'm not selling; calm yourself, man. Can't stand grown men going to pieces.

  Wesley : Not selling! Is this some kind of trick?

  Auntie : I want to hire you for a few hours, you and your Land Rover. I'm negotiating with this farmer. Ooh, terrible, mean, hard old person.

  Wesley : Well, that'll be duel worth seeing.

  Auntie : All right, if it's going to be classed as entertainment, you'll not be wanting a fee.

  Wesley : Just pay me for the diesel.

  Auntie : Terrible dear stuff, that diesel.

  Wesley : Forget it!

  Auntie : All right. I know when I'm beaten.