SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

Nasty Patty/Idiot Box (2002)

Sirena Irwin: Cop #2

Quotes 

• TV Narrator : [Squidward turns on the television, only to see a documentary about boxes]  It is here that the boxes reach their final stage of assembly.

  Old Man Jenkins : [channel changes to Old Man Jenkins in an Austrian accent]  The equation is illustrated here by this box.

  Nat Peterson : [channel changes to a soap opera]  I couldn't afford a present this year, so I got you this box.

  Abigail Marge : That's what I got *you!*

  Squidward : [increasingly frustrated]  Isn't there anything on that isn't about *boxes?*

  News Anchor : [channel changes to boxing match]  And welcome back to Championship Boxing!

  Squidward : I guess this is OK. I mean, it's not really about boxes.

  [the bell rings and two boxes go at each other] 

  Squidward : I give up.

• Mr. Krabs : [barricades the freezer]  There is no ice! There's never been any ice. Ice is just a myth.

  Cop #2 : Step aside. You people act like you've committed a murder.

  Mr. Krabs : Okay, I'll confess. Spongebob killed him!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : What? You can't pin this whole rap on me!

  Mr. Krabs : He was insane. Out of control! He would've killed me too if you hadn't come along.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : It was all Mr. Krabs' idea.

  Mr. Krabs : Put him down now! He's a mad dog!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : He wears curlers to bed!

  Mr. Krabs : Wait! It's not what you think!