Lupin the Third (TV Series)

I Can Hear Nessie's Song (1977)

Dan Lorge: Inspector Kouichi Zenigata

Quotes 

• Inspector Kouichi Zenigata : [aiming at Lupin with a tranquilizer dart]  Prepare to be roped, tied and branded, little dogie. You can sleep it off on your way to prison on a nice long flight. Not much legroom, but you won't notice.

  [He imagines smuggling Lupin in a suitcase through the airport, and Lupin groaning inside] 

  Inspector Kouichi Zenigata : [in his imagination, chuckling]  A little more? Just say no to drugs, kids.

  [He imagines himself injecting Lupin with more tranquilizer and the thief passing out. Back in reality, he searches for where to aim] 

  Inspector Kouichi Zenigata : Head... neck... shoulder... heart...

  [He sets the crosshairs on Lupin's navel] 

  Inspector Kouichi Zenigata : Ah! Perfect. There we go.

  [He fires the tranquilizer dart. Goemon rushes in and redirects the dart, which hits Zenigata's forehead] 

  British Officer : You alright, sir?

  [Zenigata sits there, stunned. A dazed smile forms on his face] 

  Inspector Kouichi Zenigata : Yes, just fine.

  British Officer : Inspector Zenigata!

  [Zenigata yawns] 

  British Officer : Bloody hell.

  [the Inspector passes out on the ground] 

  British Officer : Now what do I do?