- Arsène Lupin III: I know, I know. I never should've accepted that stupid invitation to begin with.
- Daisuke Jigen: It's friggin' careless, Lupin. How many times do we have to friggin' warn ya? But you had to impress friggin' Fujiko, and isn't that friggin' ironic now?
- Arsène Lupin III: You're right. I'm a friggin' idiot. I was thinking with my friggin' pants and now I'm in big friggin' trouble!
- [after a reporter is found dead at the party]
- Arsène Lupin III: Look at these guys. I don't know who's colder, them or that body they just took away.
- Fujiko Mine: Think about it. A man drops dead at a party, the host implores everyone to just resume dancing, and they do.
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Ha! Lupin, this is great! Never thought I'd show up, huh? Officer, arrest this man immediately!
- Arsène Lupin III: [disguise] Hey! I'm Zenigata! You're an impostor!
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: You liar! I'm the only inspector Zenigata in this room, dammit! I'm telling you that guy there is Lupin the Third!
- [the bomb belt is about to explode]
- Arsène Lupin III: [while driving] You guys have really been great, but you should go.
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: Sorry, but no.
- Arsène Lupin III: I don't get. When I came to you and begged you to come along, you said no. Now I'm asking you to go and I can't get rid of you guys.
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: That was a boy's request. This is a man's.
- Daisuke Jigen: I think what Goemon's trying to say is we can't think of any other guy we'd rather blow up with.
- Arsène Lupin III: But, uh...
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: It is written that the way of the samurai is in dying.
- Arsène Lupin III: Thanks, Goemon. I have no idea what to say.
- Daisuke Jigen: Heh, I do. Just shut up and drive.
- [after his mansion explodes, Marcel Dulane emerges from a pile of rubble, but with a different face]
- Marcel Dulane: You... How did you get out of the belt?
- Arsène Lupin III: Uh, wait a minute. It's him. It's the guy in the file.
- Daisuke Jigen: You're right. George Marshall was his name.
- Marcel Dulane: Uh, don't be ridiculous. My name is Marcel Dulane.
- Arsène Lupin III: [realizing Marcel Dulane is George Marshall] Good God, it is him! That's gotta be one of the best disguises I've ever seen.
- Marcel Dulane: You've lost your friggin' mind!
- Fujiko Mine: Well, I guess that makes it even, handsome, 'cause you've lost your friggin' face.
- Marcel Dulane: Umm, you... Wha?
- [rushes over to a fountain and sees his true face]
- Marcel Dulane: No! This can't be right!
- Arsène Lupin III: Well, at least the outside matches the inside now.
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Listen. I'm the real Zenigata. I should know who I am, shouldn't I?
- Arsène Lupin III: [as Zenigata] He's lying, sir!
- Daisuke Jigen: [as Zenigata] They're all lying!
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: [as Zenigata] Except for me!
- Arsène Lupin III: But come on, guys, I really need your help!
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: I'm sorry, but no.
- Arsène Lupin III: Huh?
- Daisuke Jigen: Nope, it'll teach you to listen to us next time. That is, IF there is a next time.
- Arsène Lupin III: Aw, come on, please, guys. This is... I mean, isn't this kinda harsh?
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: No, it's just consequences, Lupin.
- Daisuke Jigen: That's right. You know, you're like a friggin' teenager, Lupin. You gotta grow up, man.
- Arsène Lupin III: [petulantly] I am not like a teenager! You guys suck! Go on! Take off! Who needs you!
- [Jigen and Goemon leaves]
- Arsène Lupin III: It's not fair! Everyone's being mean to me!
- Daisuke Jigen: Hey, Lupin. This invitation is for you.
- Arsène Lupin III: Huh?
- [He grabs the invitation and tears it up]
- Arsène Lupin III: Invitation? Did someone say invitation?
- [He throws the pieces off the balcony]
- Arsène Lupin III: What invitation?
- Daisuke Jigen: Are you sure? That was from the Queen inviting you to Buckingham Palace. For your co-operation with Scotland Yard.
- Arsène Lupin III: What? The Queen? Buckingham Palace?
- [He sees the invitation pieces being scattered to the four winds]
- Arsène Lupin III: Aghh! Get back here! Oh, why didn't you tell me? I always wanted to meet the Queen! Maybe she was gonna knight me or something! It's possible! Who knows?
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Lupin, I know you can hear me.
- Arsène Lupin III: That's a Roger, Red Baron. I'm here.
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: I know you stole the file from Scotland Yard. Over.
- Arsène Lupin III: Just casing the competition. Over.
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: You better hand it over. Over.
- Arsène Lupin III: Why don't you roll me in the clover? Over.
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: YOU GO TO HELL! Uh, over.