- [Zenigata receives a letter]
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: What? A letter? Nice! I wonder if it's from Mother...
- [checks the sender's name]
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: LUPIN?
- [tears the envelope and reads the letter inside]
- Arsène Lupin III: "Hey, Pops, you know that famous bottle of wine that's going to Washington for the President? Well, it's not. Catch you later, Lupin. P.S. Don't you EVER take that coat off?"
- [Zenigata storms around the room in a rage]
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: That no-good thief's just taunting me! Damn you!
- [hurls the bread into a car, wrecking it]
- [note to Zenigata]
- Arsène Lupin III: "Dear Inspector: In recognition of your nearly successful efforts, here's some really cheap crap. HA!"
- Daisuke Jigen: That's heaven in a glass, I'm guessing.
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: Come now, surely you don't prefer that stuff to sake?
- Daisuke Jigen: It's called sake because it tastes like you wrung it out of your tube socks! And another thing, man, don't call me Shirley!
- [Zenigata is having lunch in Paris]
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: A big glass of cheap wine, bread you can break your teeth on and they call this eating! No wonder they can't win a war...
- [He laughs and falls off his chair]
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Ow. I'd kill for a double cheeseburger and some fries...
- [down in a cellar]
- Fujiko Mine: This would be real homey if I were a spider or a corpse...
- Arsène Lupin III: Actually, it's perfect for wine storage! You see, the coolness and the dark allow it to age without spoiling.
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: So this must be the place where Dick Clark lived...
- Daisuke Jigen: Lupin, let's just grab this bottle and vamoose, okay?
- Arsène Lupin III: Sure, it's, uh, right over there.
- [points to a room full of wine bottles]
- Daisuke Jigen: Uh, could you be just a little bit more specific?
- Fujiko Mine: How in the world are we ever going to find it?
- Arsène Lupin III: Well, uh, I'm pretty certain the bottle's green.
- [all the bottles are green]
- Daisuke Jigen: [sarcastic] Well, that's a lot of help.
- Bordeaux Guard: Just follow me, Inspector Origami.
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Hey, the name's not Origami, it's Zenigata!
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: But I'm telling you, I'm the only one in the world who can capture this guy!
- Bordeaux Guard: I know what you are saying, but then why have you not captured him?
- [Zenigata hesitates]
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: How much longer do I have to keep this up?
- Bordeaux Guard: It's all up to you, Inspector Epiglottis.
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Lieutenant, you think you can get my name right if I promise not to throw up on your shoes?
- Bordeaux Guard: I know my job, Inspector Terra Cotta.
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Zenigata! How many times do I have to tell you?
- [Lupin is drunkenly driving the gang back to the hideout]
- Daisuke Jigen: You sure you're okay to drive?
- Arsène Lupin III: Oh, sure. I'm fine. Just fine. A little bit of alcohol like that isn't going to affect me.
- Bordeaux Guard: You are twice the hero, Inspector Sanitation.
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Um, well, I mean, uh...
- Bordeaux Guard: Modest, too!
- Arsène Lupin III: [in disguise, offering to kiss Zenigata on the cheek] 'Allo! What about me?
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Uh, no thanks. Gotta run. Bye!
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: I knew you were settin' me up, Lupin. You had no idea where the bottle was, but I turned the tables on you, Lupin! I had him take me to the wrong place, and now you're hoist on your own whatever you call it.
- Arsène Lupin III: [annoyed] Petard! It's called a damn petard!
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Jesus Christ called this wine his own blood and this bread his own body. It certainly is a hard body to chew. I want to eat meals with rice and miso soup!
- [He falls over]
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: I can't indulge in luxury at the government's expense.
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: There is no-one but me who can capture Lupin!
- French Chief: If you have that much confidence, why haven't you captured him yet?
- [Zenigata struggles to find an answer]
- Arsène Lupin III: [holding up a lit match] Hungry, Pops? Cause a touch of flame's all we need to make a flatfoot flambé.
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Lupin, please, don't do it!
- Arsène Lupin III: Okay, but do me a favor and just marinate a little longer. Thanks, buddy. So long. See ya.
- [Lupin holds up a match while Zenigata and the police swim around in the flooded cell]
- Arsène Lupin III: Hey, Pops. Wine is alcohol, too. What do you think would happen if I set it on fire?
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Oh, no, no, no! Don't, Lupin!
- Arsène Lupin III: Then soak in the wine a little bit longer. Alright? Bye for now, Pops.
- [Fujiko notices Lupin watching her get in the wine barrel]
- Fujiko Mine: Grow up, will you?
- [Lupin giggles. As Fujiko gets into the barrel, she sees Goemon watching her]
- Fujiko Mine: You, too?
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: [guiltily] Uh, me? Uh, I didn't see a thing.