Yu Yu Hakusho: Ghost Files (TV Series)

Reikai no Koenma! Fukkatsu e no Shiren (1992)

Justin Cook: Yusuke Urameshi

Quotes 

• Yusuke Urameshi : [laughing hysterically as he stands before the toddler who runs the universe]  And to think I was scared of the mighty King Yama.

  Koenma : Well, to be more exact, I am the mighty Koenma, and I am the son of King Yama. Even though I appear to be a child, I've been around over fifty times longer than you have, so watch your mouth when you speak to me.

  Yusuke Urameshi : [still laughing]  So it takes hundreds of years to move past a diaper.

  Botan : [punching Yusuke over the head]  Can't you show an ounce of decency?

  Koenma : Actually I'm proud to say that in addition to knowing the greatest secrets of the universe I am also quite potty trained. Now let's skip to the business, shall we?

• Yusuke Urameshi : Well, how do we tell 'em to keep my body twenty feet from the nearest oven?

• Botan : Human beings are more attuned to the supernatural when they're asleep, and so ghosts can talk to people in their dreams.

  Yusuke Urameshi : Well, I'll be darned.

• Yusuke Urameshi : Boton, is there any other way to communicate with living people? This dream business isn't gonna cut it.

• Kazuma Kuwabara : [on his ability to sense ghosts]  I've had "the tickle" ever since kindergarten. Voices chase me home at night. Scary old women whisper things to me in my dreams. Well... sometimes they're nice; usually there're not. I think it's 'cause they know I'm kind of a natural leader.

  Yusuke Urameshi : [observing as a spirit]  That's a surprise. That goof actually has a purpose?

• Yusuke Urameshi : [after a failed attempt to convince others he's inside Kuwabara]  That could have been better. We should have special passwords for times like this.

• Yusuke Urameshi : [at the prospect of possessing Kuwabara]  You can forget it, Boton. There is no way I am taking control of that lame brain.

  Botan : [gleefully reminding him of the threat of cremation]  Here's my impression of Yusuke: "Look at me. I'm burning. Ah ha ha ha."