- Dr. Archie Morris: So, are you loving motherhood?
- Dr. Abby Lockhart: Yeah, it's, uh, it's bizarre.
- Dr. Archie Morris: Sore nipples?
- Dr. Archie Morris: [as he gives baby Joe, who's spitting up, back to Abby] Ok, you'd better take him. He's starting to get gross.
- Dr. Abby Lockhart: How's surgery?
- Dr. Neela Rasgotra: Well, I thought it would be nice to get back to work and distract myself from stuff, but my new chief is such a rectal tissue, it's all misery.
- Dr. Archie Morris: [Talking about baby Joe] He looks more like Kovac.
- Dr. Abby Lockhart: They say they usually look more like the father in the beginning. It's natures way of making sure Daddy doesn't get all insecure, and club us to death.
- Dr. Abby Lockhart: I think I need to feed him.
- Dr. Archie Morris: Yeah, I'm down with that. Breastfeeding is a beautiful, natural thing, nothing to be ashamed of.
- Dr. Abby Lockhart: You're not sneaking a peek at my tits, Morris.
- Hector Rodriguez: Who's touching my dick?
- Dr. Gregory Pratt: Not me, Cue Ball. That was only one time, and I was extremely lonely.
- Hector Rodriguez: Everybody knows, you be trippin' off some phat laced powder, Tony's the one you want pushing that Narcan.
- Dr. Kerry Weaver: High praise, indeed.
- [Hope has invited Archie to attend her next Bible group]
- Dr. Archie Morris: Bible group. That's hot, right?
- Timmy Rawlins: Trust me, carrot boy. You ain't anywhere near tapping that.