- Laura Winslow: [finds out Carl gave Harriette a ring he bought for another woman] Oh Lord you're going to be doing a lot of ironing.
- Carl Winslow: Well why are women so sensitive about this sort of thing?
- Laura Winslow: On behalf of all women everywhere, excuse me?
- Carl Winslow: Well what is the big deal?
- Laura Winslow: Dad, let me ask you a question. Do you remember the day you bought that ring?
- Carl Winslow: I sure do, it was a rainy afternoon in May, I just got done combing my afro.
- Laura Winslow: Did you picture the smile that that ring would get?
- Carl Winslow: [beams] I sure did.
- Laura Winslow: Whose face was that smile on?
- Carl Winslow: [eyes widen] Oh Lord, I'm going to be doing lots of ironing!
- Steve Urkel: [sees Myra's room plastered with his face] Poor Myra, it's gonna be real expensive to redecorate.
- Mrs. Monkhouse: Myra, come quick, your grandma's stuck in her girdle!
- Myra Monkhouse: Again? I'll get the cold cream.
- Carl Winslow: Back when I met Harriette, I was still seeing this other girl, Georgia.
- [Harriette walks in behind him]
- Steve Urkel: Oh, HELLO HARRIETTE! HOW ARE YOU, HARRIETTE?
- Carl Winslow: Steve, it's fine, Harriette knows all about it.
- Laura Winslow: Oh, you and Mom had a fight?
- Carl Winslow: Why would you say that?
- Laura Winslow: Well the only time you do your own ironing is when Mom's mad at you.
- Carl Winslow: She's not mad at me, it's worse, she's disappointed in me.
- Laura Winslow: Ouch.
- Carl Winslow: Harriette, I fell in love with you the first time I saw you. Will you stay married to me?
- Harriette Winslow: Yes, Carl, for the rest of our lives.