- Arsène Lupin III: This is great. I mean, this is the ultimate mother of all birthday presents. Can you imagine her reaction when she opens it up?
- [imitates Fujiko with a girlish voice]
- Arsène Lupin III: You're giving me the Black Panther? Oh, Lupin, I love you! Come over here, I want to be your little pussycat!
- [makes kissing sounds near Goemon]
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: [blocks Lupin] First, I'm not a prop for your sexual fantasies. Secondly...
- [shoves Lupin away]
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: You don't have it yet!
- [spying on Conaiseau]
- Daisuke Jigen: It sounds like they're getting ready to hit the road. Yeah, you called it, Lupin.
- Arsène Lupin III: I still can't figure it, though. This guy's nuts. At least with Pops, it's all, you know, pretty damn... predictable.
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: [suddenly appears] Well, well!
- Arsène Lupin III: Usually, anyway!
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: All of ya, out of the car now!
- Arsène Lupin III: Well, what can one say to a gracious invitation like that except... Bleh! FLOOR IT!
- [Lupin and his gang drives away]
- Daisuke Jigen: [about Lupin] Everyone has an Achilles heel, and his just happens to be in his pants!
- [chased by a mob of angry women]
- Conaiseau: That's no way to charm a lady!
- Arsène Lupin III: Oh, like I'm gonna take lessons from you!
- [about Lupin]
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: He's got the attention span of a flea!
- Daisuke Jigen: And a horny teenaged flea at that.
- Daisuke Jigen: [looking through binoculars] Hang on a second. On that island up ahead, there's a sign. It looks like it says something like "Nature Camp."
- Arsène Lupin III: Nature what? Are you sure you got that right?
- Daisuke Jigen: [shocked] You're not gonna believe this... holy crap!
- Arsène Lupin III: What is it? What's the matter?
- Daisuke Jigen: Well, it's... you gotta see this.
- [Lupin looks for himself]
- Arsène Lupin III: Wha-wha-wowow! Now THAT's what I call a Nature Camp! Damn, I love my work! Wha-wha-hahaha-wowow! WE'RE GONNA SEE NAKED LADIES!
- Arsène Lupin III: Although we understand each other's thoughts, that doesn't mean I want to see your face.
- [He sticks his tongue out at Zenigata]
- Arsène Lupin III: Behhh! Let's get out of here!
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: [showing the hotel clerk a picture of Lupin] This is what he looks like. Well, most of the time, I mean. Sometimes he's a woman, or an eskimo, or... Anyway, have you seen him?
- Daisuke Jigen: It's three to one, Lupin. Why don't we just take this guy out?
- Additional Voices: Hardly worth the effort.
- Arsène Lupin III: [blinking dumbfoundedly] Huh?
- Additional Voices: You see, gentlemen, what I have here is the Black Panther, and yet it is also not the Black Panther.
- Arsène Lupin III: What do you mean?
- Additional Voices: Well, I'll show you. Have a look. Here.
- [He tosses the emerald to Lupin, who takes a look inside of it. There's nothing there]
- Arsène Lupin III: What's going on here?
- Additional Voices: Like all cats, the Black Panther was averse to water, Mr. Lupin. And in fact, more than just that, it seems he never learned how to swim.
- Arsène Lupin III: Are you saying...?
- Additional Voices: By the time Hageito recovered it, the Black Panther had already taken his place with the Heavenly Choir. I devoted my entire career to protecting that rare creature from harm, and today, sadly, I failed him. And I'd like to be alone, now, if you don't mind.
- [He walks away, crying]
- Daisuke Jigen: Well, that was a colossal waste of our time.
- Arsène Lupin III: [sadly] I'm afraid it may have been even worse than that, my friend.
- Daisuke Jigen: He beat us, Lupin.
- Arsène Lupin III: It's unbelievable that someone like me fell for such a simple trick.
- Arsène Lupin III: Jigen, don't tell me you're self-conscious about your body!
- Daisuke Jigen: [indignantly] Don't be ridiculous! I work out every single day! I wish I could show it to you.
- Arsène Lupin III: Why don't you come with me, then?
- Daisuke Jigen: [feigning nonchalance] Fine, I'll go anywhere you want.