The Pink Panther 2 (2009)
Alfred Molina: Pepperidge
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Quotes
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Italian Reporter : [after the Pope's ring has been stolen] Mr. Pepperidge, was the Dream Team asleep when the theft occurred?
Pepperidge : No comment.
Italian Reporter : Do you think they will recover the ring?
Pepperidge : If I give a comment, when I said 'no comment.' I would look like a complete ass, wouldn't I?
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Pepperidge : It's in every newspaper all over the world. We're all being made to look like idiots. Reputations built up over a lifetime utterly ruined.
Kenji : I had to quite being a Buddhist because I feel so much hate.
Vicenzo : HE SAT ON THE POPE'S HAT!
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Pepperidge : Tell me, how did you enjoy your trip to the *airport*?
Insp. Jacques Clouseau : [holding his stamped hand to his chin in thought] Now, how did you know that?
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Pepperidge : Gentlemen, we first have to determine how the crime was committed. And as I am an expert at deduction...
Insp. Jacques Clouseau : You are an expert at deduction?
Pepperidge : That is my field.
Insp. Jacques Clouseau : I believe deduction is my field, and since you are experiencing hip pain...
Pepperidge : How did you know that?
Insp. Jacques Clouseau : One side of the sole of your shoe is more worn than the other; you're favoring your right leg.
Pepperidge : Tell me, did you enjoy your double espresso this morning?
Insp. Jacques Clouseau : How did you...
Pepperidge : Your pupils are noticeably dilated.
Insp. Jacques Clouseau : And will you be moving out of the Hotel Montmartre? They are doing construction at night around the Montmartre so as not to disturb daytime traffic. From your puffy eyes, I deduce you spent a sleepless night.
Pepperidge : Speaking of traffic, are you enjoying your Smart car? Your trousers are wrinkled behind the knees.
Insp. Jacques Clouseau : And how do you think your favorite football team, Arsenal, will do this year? That matchbox is from the only bar in Paris that shows English football telecasts.
Pepperidge : You have tissues in your shoes to make you look taller.
Insp. Jacques Clouseau : You were finally 14 before you finally learned to enjoy avocado.
Pepperidge : Tell me, how did you enjoy your trip to the airport this morning?
Insp. Jacques Clouseau : Now, how did you know that?
[the airport stamp on Clouseau's hand is visible to everyone]
Ponton : Perhaps one of you should begin.
Insp. Jacques Clouseau : Yes, this is silly.
Pepperidge : You've recently lost your favorite cheese grater.
Insp. Jacques Clouseau : You have an aversion to cow bells!
Vicenzo : Stop the insanity and look at this:
[Vincenzo picks up a piece of broken glass]
Vicenzo : Il Tornado is not as careful as he thinks.
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Pepperidge : *Talking about Clouseau* If he solves this case, I'm perfectly willing to run around for 24 hours wearing nothing but a tutu carrying a big, pink, fluffy handbag.