Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)
According to the Prophet Bickerdyke (1997)
Stephen Lewis: Smiler
Quotes
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Auntie Wainwright : [Knocks at the customer's house] Aboutthat clock you were interested in...
Customer : I've told you I'm not going to buy it. I don't like that sort of clock.
Auntie Wainwright : Well what about the other clock?
Customer : What other clock?
Auntie Wainwright : The one on that woman I saw you with who was not your wife.
Customer : [steps out of house and closes door behind him] How did you... Alright what time do you close
Auntie Wainwright : Never
Customer : I'll be round at six to pick it up
[goes back into house]
Smiler : How did you know about the, er, other woman?
Auntie Wainwright : I didn't. But there is usually something they feel guilty about.